Soothe Your Election Anxiety With Lindsay Lohan's Clothing Line Inspired By Her Weird Accent

For real. 
For real. 

Experiencing uncontrollable waves of crippling anxiety on Election Day? Us too! Soothe your election woes with the news that our American treasure with a faux-Euro lilt, Lindsay Lohan, has created a new clothing line inspired by her weird accent. In these tumultuous times, it’s nice to know that we still have Lohan to rely on for regular celebrity tomfoolery.

The “Mean Girls” star has apparently developed a sense of humor about herself after a video of her new accent ― that would even make Madonna’s eyes roll ― made the internet rounds last week. 

She swiftly dubbed her new way of speaking “LiLohan” and parlayed the media attention into a new clothing line with Represent benefiting Caudwell Children, a charity that aids disabled children in the U.K., and The Disaster and Emergency Management Presidency of Turkey.

“I wanted to turn a silly viral event into something positive for the world,” Lohan says on the clothing line’s website. 

Offerings include sweatshirts, T-shirts and tank tops with the words, “I only speak LiLohan,” emblazoned on the front, running from $24.99 to $39.99. 

According to The Daily Mail, if the items start selling out, Lohan will perform a rendition of the famous “Jingle Bell Rock” number  from “Mean Girls” with (fingers crossed) new president Hillary Clinton. 

Check out your new fall look below:  



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