If today's piece about a rodent sandwich at Subway wasn't hard enough to swallow, chew on this.
A naked woman who was possibly high on synthetic marijuana allegedly trashed a Subway restaurant in Anchorage yesterday.
Nikki Abrell, 35, allegedly entered the establishment fully clothed around 5 p.m. and beelined toward the restroom, local television station KTVA News reports.
According to reports from KTUU, a local station in Alaska, she may have been in the bathroom as long as two hours. That's a long time to be checking Facebook on the toilet.
When she emerged, witnesses say she was completely nude. She then allegedly proceeded to have a rockstar-level trashing session, leaving the place in shambles.
“People described her as ‘a little crazy,’” said police Sgt. Shaun Henry. “She disrobed, went fully nude and kinda just went nuts. Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for awhile, broke just about everything you could find.”
Witness Tina Ayana said she was picking up a sandwich when she saw Abrell trashing the restaurant, KTUU reports:
"I thought there was a fire in the restaurant because it looked smoky in there but it turns out she had just set off a fire extinguisher inside," Anaya said. "I really didn't want to get anywhere near her. She was smearing feces all over stuff."
Later, an employee reported finding fecal matter on the floor.
Abrell's avant-garde sandwich art didn't go over well with the cops, who took the woman into custody.
Police said the woman may have been under the influence of spice, a designer drug that has become increasingly popular.
The National Institute on Drug Abuse describes spice as "a wide variety of herbal mixtures that produce experiences similar to marijuana (cannabis) and that are marketed as 'safe,' legal alternatives to that drug." Spice's mind-altering properties can produce hallucinations and other severe side effects.
She is currently being held in custody in an Anchorage jail and being charged with third-degree criminal mischief, harassment and resisting arrest. Her record shows she pleaded no contest to DUI convictions in 2007 and 2009.