Spider Cats: Cute/Ridiculous Animal Thing Of The Day (VIDEO)

You probably think your kitten is so great.

"Sassy is fuzzy," you say. "Her teenie eyes are the same shade of blue as the purest ice on an untouched glacier."

And while we understand your special angel means the world to you, we're willing to bet that Sassy isn't a superhero, so she's not as cool as the Spidercats in this video. That's right. Spidercats are a thing now.

They're real and they're here to protect the city.

Send Sassy our condolences.