17 Times SpongeBob SquarePants Was Probably High AF

We're not saying he lights up. We're not saying he doesn't. Just ... you be the judge.

1. When he was so high he literally LEVITATED to the heavens.

2. When his cotton mouth was dryer than the Sahara Desert.

3. When he became ridiculously paranoid about EVERY. SINGLE. THING.

4. When his eyes became so puffy and bloodshot that he basically looked like a walking zombie.

5. When he underestimated how strong that one puff was until it hit him all at once.

6. When he literally entered another dimension.

7. When he experienced the most extreme state of relaxation where every muscle in his body started to melt away.

8. When someone asked him if he's high and he just gave them this look.

9. When every single thing around him became fascinating because life is beautiful and Mother Nature and stuff.

10. When he made deep, philosophical conversation with anyone willing to listen.

11. When he turned on Animal Planet and his mind was BLOWN.

12. When his hippie dance moves looked like they belong at Coachella.

13. When he genuinely tried his best not to looked blazed and could not have failed harder.

14. When he got too ambitious and attempted to make himself a gourmet snack.

15. And when he found the perfect munchie and had never tasted anything so delicious on God's green earth.

16. When he got all his friends high too and things got weeeeeird.

17. And when he was so stoned he literally could not move. At all.

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