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41 Spot-On Tweets That Break Down The Math Of Parenting

"Parenting is 99 percent looking for stuff."

If parenting could be summed up with a pie chart, there would clearly be much debate around how to divide it up.

For years, moms and dads on Twitter have been sharing their percentage breakdowns of what parenting consists of. Is it 80 percent looking for shoes, 10 percent stepping on small toys and 10 percent hiding in the bathroom? Or is it 30 percent empty threats, 40 percent unclogging toilets, 15 percent sneaking chocolate and 15 percent guzzling wine?

Clearly the mathematical possibilities are endless. Here are 41 spot-on analytical tweets from parents that capture what it’s like to raise kids. Note that parenting math doesn’t always quite add up.

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