For many parents, spring break is anything but a break.
Whether your struggle involves figuring out child care, running out of ideas to keep the kids occupied, or trying to make it on time to all those doctors’ appointments you scheduled (we get it), it can be tough.
Luckily, the hilarious parents of Twitter can be a welcomed distraction. Here are 18 funny tweets from them about spring break.
Spring Break has started. Also known as "Watch This!" to parents of young children.— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) March 14, 2017
We've reached the part of Spring Break where Cadbury Eggs for Breakfast is the best it's going to get.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) March 23, 2016
And so Spring Break begins. Or as it's called around my house, "Stop Touching Your Brother" week.— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) March 14, 2010
"Can you believe that two weeks from today your spring break will be over?"— Sardonic Tart 🇮🇹 (@SardonicTart) April 4, 2017
- Me to my kids
First day of spring break. Cupboards stocked. Wifi signal strong. Mom hiding in bed. Let the Hunger Games begin.— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 3, 2017
Just made a rule that we don't eat one another's ears.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 12, 2017
Can someone please tell me exactly when the "break" part of Spring Break happens?
If you zoom in enough you can write "spring break" in your kid's sandbox and the pictures will look like you're at the beach.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 5, 2016
My kids' spring break would be a lot more fun if they were at school.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 12, 2017
If your children didn't give you double the amount of gray hairs during their spring break, get off your phone & pay attention to them.— Beatriz (@wittwitbarista) April 10, 2015
Me to my husband last night: "Spring break with the kids is going too fast."— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) March 30, 2017
Me texting my husband this morning: The kids are awful!😡😡😡😡
If you don't spend your kids' spring break hiding in the bathroom and researching summer camps, you are not me.— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) April 22, 2017
Pandora suggested a "throwback spring break playlist of 2015". I was like cool, you have "Baby Crying On A Loop" and "Preschooler Whines"?— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) March 25, 2016
Happy Multiple Visits to the Pediatrician Week to all of you! I mean Spring Break.— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) April 6, 2015
My son left some oranges in his lunch bag for a week (spring break). I now know what death smells like.— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) March 30, 2015
Spring break is all about family togetherness...— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) March 22, 2016
meaning we're all sharing the same disgusting virus.
After nearly a week listening to my kids bicker from dawn to dusk on spring break, my will to live is officially spring broken.— Fowl Language Comics (@fowlcomics) March 13, 2018
Spring break as a parent is just like college. Drinking, eating & wanting to party. Except now it's your child wanting it at 2 am & not you.— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) March 7, 2016
Spring break means gentle reminders to your children to get dressed until noon when you give up and let them wear pajamas all day. Again.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 12, 2017