Stephen Colbert Pesters The Good People Of The Butterball Turkey Hotline

"I got a nephew who wants me to make Tofurkey this year. What's the best way to let him know he's no longer welcome in my house?"

We're close to Thanksgiving, and that means your inability to cook a full turkey for your loved ones -- people very comfortable with highlighting your shortcomings -- has left you in full panic mode. So many questions.

On Monday, Stephen Colbert called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line to find out some critical information regarding the preparation of his own turkey dinner.


And now, Part 2, the dramatic conclusion! 



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