Stephen Colbert said Tuesday’s GOP primary results weren’t in when he taped his show, but it was safe to declare a winner just the same.
In Missouri, for example, Republicans actually took out attack ads against one of their own candidates: Eric Greitens, a former governor who has been accused of sexual assault, blackmail and domestic abuse.
“Yikers! How awful do you have to be these days to be cut loose by the Republicans?” Colbert asked. “That’s being told you’re too insane for the Manson family: ‘I hate to break it to you, man, Charlie thinks you’re making us look bad.’”
See more in his Tuesday night monologue: