The 448-page document released in redacted form on Thursday contains a single unredacted f-bomb, dropped on Page 290 by President Donald Trump when he learned a special counsel had been appointed in 2017.
Trump told then-Attorney General Jeff Sessions that it would spell the end of his presidency.
Then, Trump added: “I’m fucked.”
The “Late Show” host turned the f-bomb’s page number into a new way of expressing the phrase that should be safe in any circumstance or company:
Colbert also addressed the report on the “Late Show” on Thursday evening.