The only thing more entertaining than listening to Bill O'Reilly explain the relationship between the natural and metaphysical world, is watching Stephen Colbert vehemently support him.
This clip begins with a plea for the Egyptian people to either "free themselves or get off the pot," lest they wind up on the wrong side of the American attention span. It transitions into a bit about the Anderson Cooper attack, and at 2:30 reaches the subject of O'Reilly and his proof of the existence of God:
How come we have the moon and Mars doesn't...except for the two that it has? How'd the sun get there? Where does it go at night? How did the moon get there? Why does the cow jump over it?