On Wednesday night's "Late Show," the great Steve Martin hammed it up in more ways than one -- revealing to David Letterman's audience that he recently got in some trouble for "stealing" a pork product.
When Letterman first noticed what looked like a police ankle bracelet on Martin's leg, he allowed him to come up with a pretty good excuse, that it was the latest Hollywood trend.
But soon after, Letterman whipped out a security tape with some pretty convincing footage of Martin using his pants to smuggle a glazed ham out of a New York deli.
Watch the full bit below, and click here to see Alec Baldwin walk out of Dave's studio once he hears Martin is the guest.
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