Come to help children in need, stay for the...nudity. According to their sign, Market Street Cinema (aka a San Francisco strip club) is currently offering the deal of the holiday season: donate an unwrapped toy and get and get an unwrapped woman.
The sign, photographed by SF Weekly's Andy Wright, kicks off with "It's That Time of Year" -- the time of year when it's perfectly acceptable to trade charity for sex. So go ahead. Get a lap dance. It's for the children.