STUPID CRIMINALS: World's Biggest Hat Enthusiast Arrested (PHOTO)

We're guessing this Florida resident didn't consider the police station's "no hats" policy when he decided to hit his teen son with a BB gun pellet, but based on the nature of the crime it's obvious he doesn't do very much thinking at all. Tabloid Prodigy brings us this ridiculous mugshot from the world's biggest hat enthusiast, who will hopefully learn a valuable lesson in parenting, if not sunscreen application, from this embarrassing experience. (Via Buzzfeed)