I am a young and modern woman. I live in #brooklyn. I am #intheknow. Here is what is HOT this summer:
- rocking a bold lip
- emailing yourself
- walking through the park and saying it smells good
- walking out of a workout class halfway through if it is hard
- wearing a little hat and walking around asking everyone "have you seen my little hat?"
- having a face for hats
- drinking a glass of straight up WHOLE MILK
- taking a shit in the street
- being vegan and not talking about it
- calling the moon "god's streetlamp"
- asking yourself if you are real or a dog
- being in a wood
- standing in the empty parking lot at Dave & Buster's and yelling "MY CAR IS BIG LIKE MY DICK" over and over again
- telling everyone you are a visual learner
- writing a letter to the president asking "who decides all the prices?"
- pulling your romper over to the side to pee because who . has . the . time .
- pulling your romper over to the side to take a shit because you might as well kill two birds with one stone
- listening to a song you love on repeat so that it brings you little pleasure in the near future
- making love in a Dave & Buster's
- calling it "making love"
- hiring me for all the jobs and casting me on all your shows and exclusively referring to me as "Catherine Cohen Perfect Artist"
- wide leg pants