He will find you, he will eat a mushroom, and he will kill you.
"Taken 3" is out and it remains to be seen if the audience is the one who's been taken this time. Until then though, let's enjoy all the "Taken" comedy videos that are being released, like this one from WTFLOL.
Princess Toadstool has been ... TAKEN, and Mario has to get her back, but first he has some choice words for the kidnappers about his specific skillset. You don't want to know what kind of damage Mario can do with a plumbing snake.