Hilarious new ads for Temptations cat treats debut the "Catterbox," that supposedly uses Wi-Fi and Bluetooth to process your cat's sounds and speak them back to you in voice form.
"Meow," you see, might translate to a dry and clipped "This is rather fun." Or any one of these delightful, extremely cat-like quips:
Cat owners can also use the Catterbox app to choose their cat's unique voice, the ads claim. Is Fluffy a British cat? American? Man, or woman? It's paws-itively exciting.
The Catterbox is the brainchild of the "Temptations Lab" and two London-based creative agencies. The device is "a prototype at this stage," claims a spokesperson for creative agency adam&eveDDB. (We won't hold our breath.)
For now, we'll just have to keep decoding our cat's purrs the old-fashioned way. Sigh, meow, sigh. ("Get out.")