Ahh, the wonderful world of the Winter Olympics. While not the Summer Skin-o-lympics, it's hard to ignore the appeal of a fine-tuned man (or woman) in a skintight speedskating ensemble. Not to mention those luge get-ups...grrrrr.
This year's Team USA will not disappoint! Bodies like Adonises flying through the air on skis, ice dancers who look like Sports Illustrated babes -- what a fine nation we hail from.
The 216 athletes - including 123 men and 93 women -- of Team USA all have their special something. We have twins! We have two 40-year-olds, six moms, 17 dads, and six athletes with ties to the military. And then of course there are some that go above and beyond in the yes, very superficial category of Olympic hotties! Here are my picks for America's best eye candy during the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. Go USA!
Biathlon - Tim Burke
Bobsleigh - Bill Schuffenhauer
Curling - John Benton (Not bad for 40!)
Ice Dancing - Tanith Belbin
Ice Hockey - Zach Parise
Ice Hockey - Jocelyne and Monique Lamoureux
Luge - Julia Cluckey
Skeleton - Noelle Pikus-Pace
Alpine Skiing - Bode Miller
Alpine Skiing - Lindsey Vonn
Cross Country Skiing - Kris Freeman
Freestyle Skiing - Lacy Schnoor
Snowboarding Halfpipe - Gretchen Bleiler
Snowboardcross - Graham Watanabe
Speedskating Long Track - Shani Davis
Speedskating Short Track - Allison Baver
Speedskating Short Track - Apolo Anton Ohno