Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
my grandma is telling me how zayn isn't that attractive i don't care if you're my grandmother i will actually fight you
— ⠀ (@SEMlPROBLEMATIC) March 26, 2015
I take my horoscope so seriously like if that thing told me I need to eat nachos in order to be happy I'm gonna go eat some nachos
— chloe (@chloestigen) March 24, 2015
Followed P Diddy on Instagram for about 15 seconds before my dog grabbed my phone from me, unfollowed him and put me back in my cage
— Celeste Yim (@celesteyim) March 22, 2015