1.Being asked by a six year old if you had a television in the olden days
2. Sitting with a mirror and tweezers and pulling 1000000 strands of grey from a head that resembles a silver rinse.
3. Mid-morning, late afternoon, and early evening naps are mandatory and you look forward to it
4. Netflix & Chill is just that--Netflix on, chill mode fully switched on with a side of too many snacks and a series marathon that will leave you questioning your sanity and self motivation.
5. Buying sensible items, ie: sensible shoes for work ditching the trendy converses, sensible underwear and nightwear, just in case you God forbid trip in the street and bang your head resulting in flashing your knickers and having to get rushed to hospital-Yes,you are turning into your grandmother
6. You dream of retirement....#saynomore
7. The word plans has become your middle name, no longer do you just wing it and hope for the best. Whatever the venture you now know how long it takes to get to your destination if you drive, walk or run.Opening and closing times and whether or not the chef caters to those with allergies and intolerances
8. Your new Mantra is 'life is for living' so with your plans you write a 'before 30' list and tick off colour greys regularly
9. Noise irritates you, the unplanned, unannounced noise that usually comes from screeching children and toys , a television with the volume set high or that lady in the supermarket shouting across the mix veg to her husband in the biscuit aisle who couldn't care less, if he wants broccoli or peas....he shouts back " Carrots" and you-almost-lose-the-plot
10. A forever age has been decided so for the next twenty years you will always be thirty