Sometimes, the stars align perfectly.
In a video uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, an irate woman was captured hurling insults at restaurant workers who had the audacity to put green peppers on a meal for kids who "don't eat green things!"
"If you want to be polite to the customer, then you speak English," barks the impolite customer. "My kids don't eat green things, they eat red peppers!"
When the workers, who remain calm throughout the video, offer to make a new meal, the woman calmly reminds them that "I DON'T HAVE 15 MINUTES!"
You know who else doesn't have 15 minutes? The world, for this person's bulls**t.
"You get it right the first time! The customer is always right!" says the customer, who is very wrong.
Though it's possible the video is fake, the workers in the video don't seem to be in on the "joke."
Finally, as the woman -- who embodies everything terrible on this planet -- strides towards the exit, she once again reminds the staff to "GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!"
Do you know what else needs to be done right the first time? Opening doors. Otherwise you go SPLAT right into them.