Looking for Super Bowl tickets? You'll have to outbid an entrepreneurial New Orleans resident who is offering a testicle for a chance to attend Super Bowl XLIV in Miami.
A listing on Craigslist describes a "well traveled, well maintained, larger than average" left testicle that has been in use for 22 years. Although the barterer is willing to provide pictures and documentation of his offering, interested traders may be confused by the fact that the listing does not specify how many tickets he is seeking.
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WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
Email for additional information!
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