Thanksgiving Jokes: The Funniest Quotes About Turkey Day (PHOTOS)

The Funniest Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving: a time for food, fun, family and frustration... so much frustration. As we do every holiday, we thought we'd take a look back at what some of our favorite funny people have said about the day. After all, who couldn't use a few laughs before wading knee-deep into giblet gravy and unwanted opinions about everything?

Happy Thanksgiving!

Jon Stewart
Jim Gaffigan
Phyllis Diller
George Carlin
Johnny Carson
Conan O'Brien
Stephen Colbert
Roseanne Barr
Jen Kirkman
Andre Kelley
Kevin James
Erin Gibson
Jay Leno
Hari Kondabolu
Greg Behrendt
Stephanie Howard
Larry Omaha
David Letterman
Greg Proops
Erma Bombeck

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