Thanksgiving Jokes: The Funniest Quotes About Turkey Day (PHOTOS)

Thanksgiving: a time for food, fun, family and frustration... so much frustration. As we do every holiday, we thought we'd take a look back at what some of our favorite funny people have said about the day. After all, who couldn't use a few laughs before wading knee-deep into giblet gravy and unwanted opinions about everything?

Happy Thanksgiving!

  • Jon Stewart
  • Jim Gaffigan
  • Phyllis Diller
  • George Carlin
  • Johnny Carson
  • Conan O'Brien
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Roseanne Barr
  • Jen Kirkman
  • Andre Kelley
  • Kevin James
  • Erin Gibson
  • Jay Leno
  • Hari Kondabolu
  • Greg Behrendt
  • Stephanie Howard
  • Larry Omaha
  • David Letterman
  • Greg Proops
  • Erma Bombeck