What would Thanksgiving be without half-witted opinions, unwelcome football commentary and foghorn-level burps? There's only one way to find out.
(Decoded: you need to poison Uncle Rick.)
Check out these deliciously fatal Thanksgiving dishes. They'll have the man who calls himself "Sticky Ricky" reaching for seconds as he scream-argues with you about politics and religion ... for the last time.
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