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The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (April 25-May 1)

"LMNOP is truly the party zone of the alphabet."

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.

Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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The pandemic has also highlighted my need to marry a hairdresser-nail-artist-chef-dentist who lives on a secret island.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) April 29, 2020

We all have that one friend who sends us memes that aren’t funny but we don’t have the heart to say it so we just send shit like “lol that’s a good one” and “hahah I feel that”
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) April 26, 2020

LMNOP is truly the party zone of the alphabet
— Alena Smith (@internetalena) April 26, 2020

just got dumped and my roommate is trying to make me feel better by playing cards with me but she just keeps winning and whispering “sorry”
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 27, 2020

when my phone is charging to my computer but my computer isn’t plugged in, it feels like The Giving Tree, does this make sense
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 25, 2020

I’ve got a call tomorrow with the psychologist who’s been treating my OCD/hypochondria for 15 years and I cannot WAIT to say “I told you so”
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 27, 2020

QUARANTINE HOUSE ARREST DAY 48: Held a very successful mixer for all my socks. So many single & ready to mingles!
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 28, 2020

ON TWITTER FOR TEN MINUTES: aw sweet, there's so many smart funny people here

ON TWITTER FOR AN HOUR: my life is now dedicated to vengeance on PatriotMike24396857
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) April 30, 2020

australians be like hellaourer
— ምኞት (@blanketm9) April 27, 2020

best lyric of all time is when elton John was like “if I was a sculptor, but then again no” like pls I’m on the edge of my seat .. what were you going to do as a sculptor Elton!?!!!
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 28, 2020

She began that day as she began most days, palms pressed to the window, narrating the antics of squirrels to an empty room.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 28, 2020

Shout out to teen girl rooms, covered in wall to wall magazine clippings like you're trying to solve a horny murder.
— Brandie Posey (@Brandazzle) April 29, 2020

I hate when people have a lot of followers but are barely following anyone like I’m sorry are your jesters not entertaining to you queen how can we better serve you
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 30, 2020

If you need a new quarantine pastime I recommend “do I have a crush on this friend or am l just bored”
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) April 29, 2020

can apple STOP no one wants to use that strong ass password
— 👩🏾‍💻 (@casseymj) April 28, 2020

Soooo many corona wedding vows coming. "If we can get through quarantine, we can get through anything. Also I love that you are goofy."
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) April 29, 2020

friends who are too exhausted to text you right now and it's ok because you're too exhausted to text them too, so you both like each other's posts and that's your whole friendship now dot com
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) April 25, 2020

oh hey, your soda rocks. pic.twitter.com/BK7IcRe8pP
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) April 29, 2020

Having to do dishes every 7 minutes during quarantine is my villain origin story.
— Asia 🌿 (@AsiaChloeBrown) April 28, 2020

here are the things I like about myself:

- I get knocked down
- but I get up again
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) April 25, 2020

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