The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Aug. 4-10)

“I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie."

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. To see this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

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