The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
7yo: you look KIND of old, I guess Me: who asked you? 7yo: ...like you just graduated from college Me: I hope you live with me forever
— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) November 4, 2015
waxing in November when I don't live anywhere near the equator? hahaHahshahshshHahahahdgdhhshaHahahshdhshdhHahahaha, no dear.
— mí (@kcheersbye) November 5, 2015
some day i will end up in urgent care with a dislocated shoulder after trying to zip up the back of my own dress
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) November 5, 2015
I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 5, 2015
Triscuits: You can't just eat one* *one box
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 3, 2015
high school is just a bunch of people in olive green jackets lying to each other
— mom from mars (@nurserycrimes) November 5, 2015
I want a gentlemen in the streets & a gentlemen in the sheets & a gentlemen in the kitchen & a gentlemen in the laundry room-I want a butler
— J. Ciencin Henriquez (@TheWriterJess) November 4, 2015
There is literally nothing worse than wearing a jumpsuit and having to get completely naked every time you pee.
— NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) November 5, 2015
Whatever it is, it is behind the fridge and I am afraid of it
— cornucopandrea (@andreagrimes) November 5, 2015
The excessive amount of blue eyeshadow used on #TheOC doesn't hold up in 2015. Seth Cohen does.
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) November 3, 2015
Every once in a great while I pause and look up at the sky and remember that Sarah Palin was considered a viable VP candidate in 2008. 👍🏽
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) November 5, 2015
missed connection me: girl eating doughnut while watching the marathon you: guy who yelled DOUGHNUT while running past me
— Aude White (@audevwhite) November 2, 2015
"do you ever find yourself being attracted to people because they look comfortable?"
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) October 31, 2015
they say absence makes the heart grow fonder and truly that's the only reason i muted you
— maddie (@moscaddie) November 6, 2015
"lol feminists are ugly" aka "I'm reducing this person to their looks bc I don't agree w their views & it's easier than making valid points"
— farwz (@farwzaz) November 5, 2015
her lips were netflix red
— Mae (@mzeld) November 7, 2014
eddie redmayne's cheekbones could slice me like a papercut
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) November 4, 2015
*peels an inspirational Post-it off the bathroom mirror so I can check my makeup*
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 4, 2015
"So who was your favorite Backstreet Boy?" - me trying to make new friends as an adult
— Taylor Pittman (@TaylorPittman22) October 25, 2015
What are you guys doing tonight? I'm gonna scroll through Netflix then HBOGo then Showtime then Hulu then iTunes & end up watching my dog.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) November 6, 2015
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