After this week we all need a little pick-me-up. Here to bring some much-needed levity is the funny ladies of Twitter. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Wow this IHOP has unlimited chocolate milk and hot chocolate I'm gonna die of hydration
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) June 15, 2016
STREET GUY: smile more!
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 14, 2016
ME: don't let them know what you're against or what you're for!
[we start a Hamilton sing-a-long] Sexism is over!
FURTHER PROOF DOGS R MAGIC: i was about to google an ex & my friend's dog ran over, put her paw on my keyboard, & looked deeply into my soul
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 15, 2016
The phrase I say to my husband more than "I love you" is "I wish I didn't just eat that."
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) June 15, 2016
Oh Hi, (insert any name here) Good to hear from you after so many years/months/weeks. No, I cannot get you Hamilton tickets. Ok. Bye Now!
— Audra McDonald (@AudraEqualityMc) June 16, 2016
I told myself I'd have a margarita in my throat by 6pm. I'm 10 mins late but I'm gonna devour it anyway because I'm not a fucking quitter.
— Jenavieve Hatch (@jenavievehatch) June 14, 2016
when you get back on Tinder pic.twitter.com/SwLafGm7Sa
— Angelica Jade (@angelicabastien) June 17, 2016
pixar recently turned 30, is brilliant and anxiety-riddled like most other millenials
— Deaux (@dstfelix) June 15, 2016
I want my own version of The Bachelorette but the host would be Marc Summers and the rose ceremony would have a pie slide
— Shalyah Evans (@ShalyahEvans) June 16, 2016
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a metric ton of under-eye concealer
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) June 14, 2016
I give everyone I talk to the benefit of the doubt in that I doubt there's a benefit in talking to most people.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 16, 2016
note to bartenders: Drunk Me interprets "does your card have a chip?" as FIGHTING WORDS
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) June 12, 2016
My mom just pointed out that Taylor Swift has had more boyfriends in a year than I've had in 7 so that was savage.
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) June 17, 2016
Space Jam would have never taken 7 games.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 17, 2016
🎶 I'm a grown woman 🎶
— Alie Martell (@aliemartell) June 17, 2016
🎶 I do whatever I want 🎶
🎶 Like eat pizza for breakfast 🎶
Remember when they had a granola bar called Kudos like congratulations we tricked your parents into giving you a candy bar for lunch.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) June 14, 2016
Day 4 of no alcohol. I pushed a kid into a mud puddle. So far, so good.
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) June 17, 2016
"Where'd you meet him?"
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) June 15, 2016
"On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me."
My one year old just pointed to my Tupac shirt and said, "Westside!"
— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) June 16, 2016
Finally, I've done something right as a parent.
Never feel older than when I confuse Iggy Azalea and Azalea Banks.
— Naomi (@Blacktress) June 16, 2016
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