The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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An interesting thing men do when they read my work is send emails that start with "One edit:" followed by some bullshit that affects nothing
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) April 11, 2017
1. try to pick 1 of 1000 creative projects to start
— anna borges (@annabroges) April 12, 2017
2. cry about how you want to do everything
3. do nothing
4. repeat
This fine man, late 30s or early 40s, just complimented me on my bright active wear at the gym. That's a sign I'm done with men in their 20s
— Jasmyn Lawson (@JasmynBeKnowing) April 13, 2017
Me: The older you get, the harder it is to make new friends.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) April 10, 2017
Her: Actually...
Me: STFU I'm talking.
Is this not just one man. pic.twitter.com/T4g2irF8vi
— Effi Mai (@EffiMai) April 11, 2017
Come on guys, give Sean Spicer a break. It's not like public speaking to clarify situations to journalists is his stupid job or whatever.
— beth can't with this (@bourgeoisalien) April 11, 2017
"oh thank god we're not actually the worst" -Pepsi about United yesterday and United about Sean Spicer today
— farwz (@farwzz) April 11, 2017
I made it until lunch without eating my lunch, so I will consider this morning to have been a success.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 13, 2017
me waiting on one of the scenarios i created in my head to pop off. pic.twitter.com/T6BGe7gMA1
— zya (@zthundaa) April 9, 2017
I'm incredibly calm in an emergency, but I just screamed at a photo I was tagged in on Facebook.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 13, 2017
It is so unfair that I just learned to love myself before WWIII
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) April 14, 2017
On the ideal airline, everyone wears leggings, no one is assaulted, and Hillary is president.
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) April 11, 2017
Can't believe I'm old enough to break up w/ someone & not stop believing in love like what's the point if I don't get to be overly dramatic
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) April 9, 2017
Love when you drop your phone in public and complete strangers look visibly pained / make awkward noises
— Brogan Driscoll (@Brogan_Driscoll) April 13, 2017
Sometimes I pretend that the broccoli I'm eating is tiny trees and I'm a hungry giant walking through a forest yup I still don't have a job
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) April 11, 2017
Trump: Drops bomb
— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) April 13, 2017
Memes: Mom's spaghetti
Literally my favorite band at Coachella this year. I like can't even. pic.twitter.com/X2VM2MCn8J
— Jackie Carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) April 16, 2016
My sister is about to have her second baby. Can't wait to have a cry-off.
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) April 13, 2017
Good morning to everyone except the Trump administration and United Airlines.
— Taryn Finley (@_TARYNitUP) April 10, 2017
every day of Sean Spicer's life is that nightmare where you show up to take a test and you're naked
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 11, 2017
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