The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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God, I could really get used to this strange new world of Men Experiencing Consequences.
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) November 10, 2017
RT if you have a tote bag full of tote bags.
— Laura Silverman (@LJSilverman1) November 11, 2017
US PRESIDENTS, THEN: he got a way with words
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 15, 2017
US PRESIDENTS, NOW: he got away with words
US PRESIDENTS, LATER: she burnt it down
At the point where I'm just a sentient heavy sigh
— Caroline Framke (@carolineframke) November 16, 2017
"Who did you vote for?" is the new "What were you wearing?"
— Ashley Black (@ashleyn1cole) November 13, 2017
death to sweatpants without pockets.
— king crissle (@crissles) November 15, 2017
Me: The world is a rotating dumpster fire filled with creeps.
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) November 14, 2017
Also me: IT'S TACO TUESDAYYYY
Abridged summary of 2017. pic.twitter.com/TQrYQqql7E
— Brohibition Now (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 14, 2017
2016 Impostor Syndrome: I don't belong here.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) November 15, 2017
2017 Impostor Syndrome: Half of the government doesn't belong here.
I should probably just sell my comforters and throw pillows and rent some when my mom comes to town and I make the beds for once.
— Walking For 140 (@WalkingOutside) November 10, 2017
I'm gonna power the whole country. pic.twitter.com/3wrxw8fA1e
— Dasha Uy (@kimkarDASHA) November 15, 2017
how do straight men currently not spend their days amazed and grateful that women will have anything to do with them
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) November 14, 2017
True Life: I just had a whole bag of popcorn for dinner.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 17, 2017
the best acting that louise linton has ever done is acting like she's attracted to steve mnuchin
— everyone is garbage (@morninggloria) November 15, 2017
Just put men in rice.
— roxane gay (@rgay) November 16, 2017
🎶if you wanna be my lover
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) November 13, 2017
ya gotta stop defending sexual predators🎶
stop naming your babies James. name him Jame. he is one Jame.
— kelly johnson from wisconsin (@ohheyohhihello) November 13, 2017
The sexiest man alive is pizza.
— Jen Glantz (@JenGlantz) November 16, 2017
imagine a rom com so perfect they never end up together and just stay enemies with sexual tension until they both die
— Carina Hsieh (@carinahsieh) November 14, 2017
Remember when things were so chill we had time to give women shit about vocal fry? pic.twitter.com/HyXDr6I4zk
— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) November 13, 2017
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