The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
other girls in a straw fedora: chic, classic vacation vibes
me in a straw fedora: squat man who would like to sell you stolen cigars
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) July 10, 2015
I have never been alone when I walk into a screen door a few lucky people are always there to see it
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) July 15, 2015
You were the 1989 neighborhood Tetris champ, dammit. *cracks knuckles* You got this.
*crams 2 weeks worth of groceries into cart w/3 kids*
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 15, 2015
P cool how the Little Mermaid left her family, sold her voice and risked her life all because she wanted the D
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) July 15, 2015
I don't think people should be allowed to do most of the stuff that they do.
— Joanna Borns (@robotics) July 14, 2015
Tinder, but for finding a therapist
— Jarry (@jarry) July 15, 2015
I'm the police dog of finding stuff to complain about.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 14, 2015
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred percent humidity.
— Leah Spigelman (@leahspig) July 14, 2015
*swipes left for eternity until Joe Manganiello*
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 14, 2015
Malala Yousafzai just turned 18, what have you done with your life?
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) July 14, 2015
I aspire to have the confidence of a truly mediocre white male.
— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) July 17, 2015
Can't tell if Beyoncé is feeling herself or not.
— Lauren Morelli (@lomorelli) July 17, 2015
New career: stealing all the dogs tied up in front of stores in my neighborhood and taking them to my house!
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) July 17, 2015
The gym is the one place where I see an open parking space and I'm like, "shit."
— Kristen Carney (@KristenCarney) July 13, 2015
I'm arguing with a grown man who is wearing velcro tennis shoes
I'm not even sure who's rock bottom in this situation
— EnvyDaTropic (@envydatropic) July 16, 2015
In that moment where you hate yourself, just remember that cats hate you too.
— another Lisa (@AnotherDamnLisa) July 12, 2015
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i wish i could watch magic mike xxl for the first time again
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) July 14, 2015
i want to open up a store that only sells pleated pants and call it Bitch, Pleats
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 14, 2015
I've missed long stretches of movies because I couldn't hear over the sound of me eating chips.
— Molly (@Molly_Kats) July 17, 2015
My favorite part of packing is the part where you lie to yourself & debate if you should bring your sneakers for all the hikes you won't do
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) July 10, 2015
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