Welcome to the Foodbeast Weekly Katchup! If you've been busy doing your job and doing your duty as a productive member of society, then this is for you.
Another week has passed on this big, weird, beautiful blue ball we call earth, and with it, a variety of odd, wild and amazing things YOU humans have accomplished in the food world.
Take a look at the video above to see Foodbeast's take on all these wacky shenanigans.
1. Starbucks Valentine's Day Frappuccinos
2. Cinnamon Bun Oreos
3. Trader Joe's Mini Sugar Churros
Everybody loves a good churro, but nobody goes crazy for all the preservatives and other junk found in them. So Trader Joe's went out and worked tirelessly to bring these mouth-watering bite-sized treats to the front of the line, and nobody is mad about it.
4. Punchy Taco Bell Exec Sues Uber Driver
Once again, Taco Bell douchebag extraordinaire Ben Golden ends up in the news, only this time, HE'S the one suing THE DRIVER. Crazy, right? Here's to hoping that the poor Uber driver involved in this story walks away with a W!
5. How To Have Anal Sex Explained By Fruits
Everybody wonders about anal sex from time to time, but is anyone ever brave enough to ask the necessary questions? Well, the brilliant minds over at Simple Pickup have found a fun, colorful and still slightly off-putting way to teach viewers the in's and out's (pun definitely intended) of anal sex.
By Sean Fahmy
Sean's favorite foods are hot wings, cheeseburgers, seafood and gummy candy. He will likely die from both diabetes and obesity, or "diabesity." He's cool with that.