The 7 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Privates

Andy Wright has a fascinating, and disturbing piece up at AlterNet detailing the "6 weirdest things women do to their vaginas:"

What's wrong with your vagina? If you answered "nothing," you're probably wrong. According to the beauty-industrial complex, it's ugly, and it smells bad. But don't worry-- there's nothing that money can't fix.

She runs through six potential "problems," and the radical lengths some women go to "fix" their vaginas. They range from the cheap and cosmetic (vaginal deodorant, $3.99) to expensive surgical alterations (vaginal rejuvenation, $20,000.)

The procedures Wright lists are bizarre and troubling, but she leaves off one of the weirdest approaches to vaginal beauty I've heard of recently: gluing shiny things on your vadge.

In Jennifer Love Hewitt's new dating book, she apparently devotes a whole chapter to the subject. Here's Hewitt on 'Lopez Tonight':

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."