The 9 Douchiest Things John Mayer Has Ever Said

We always had an inkling that John Mayer was a douche -- ever since we heard lyrics like like "You got this room for two / One thing I've left to do / Discover me / Discovering you." But now it seems that Mayer is not content with his lyrics doing the talking, and jumps at the chance to out-douche himself with every interview he gives. We've compiled the douchiest gems of the bunch for your enjoyment.