Ever thought your baby wasn't pulling enough weight around the house? No? Damn, cause this would've been perfect for you. "The Baby Mop" attaches fringes to the front of baby's clothing in order to make them clean as they crawl. The print ad explains:
"There's no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway, crawling. But with Baby Mop he's also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic."
Unfortunately for any of you out there thinking "this is fabulous, I must have one!" you can't as there is no purchasing information because this is in all likelihood a very funny joke. It's been around since 2008, and was even featured on the Ellen show, but it's just too ridiculous to be real.
Here's a brand-spanking new commercial for the Baby Mop from Chris Milk.