Thankfully it only happened in the darkly comic minds of Kimmel and Co., who reimagined the end in one hilariously horrible edit.
The late-night comedian also got down to the real goings-on in the show, from Colton Underwood’s dumping of Tayshia and Hannah G. to his undying love for Cassie, who already spurned him. (He eventually wound up at Cassie’s door to set up the conclusion on Tuesday.)
Confused? Don’t care? Just watch the punchlines above and forget reality TV ever existed.