No journey for true love would be complete without live commentary (in 140 characters) from Bachelor Nation’s most opinionated members. Below are 29 tweets that just *~nailed~* it:
When you're Jojo and your choices are Robby and Jordan. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/R3NKblvIMM
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) August 2, 2016
Me if I was #TheBachelorette and they flew me all the way across the world to put me up in a Marriott. pic.twitter.com/3zhrZo3tsc
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) August 2, 2016
I'm impressed that the high-quality plastic they made Robby out of doesn't melt in the heat. #TheBachelorette
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) August 2, 2016
I'm sorry this is all I can picture every time #BacheloretteFinale pic.twitter.com/Hbualtf20b
— Mariah Garrity (@mariah_garrity) August 2, 2016
JoJo's mom is the Chris Harrison we deserve. #TheBachelorette
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) August 2, 2016
When you literally have no idea why you're on this show #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/kHg4iZYhvw
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) August 2, 2016
If a man asks permission to marry your daughter say, “she isn’t a piece of property you stupid asshole ask her your goddamn self.”
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) August 2, 2016
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) August 2, 2016
Jordan is nailing his audition for generic husband who is poisoned in a Lifetime movie. #TheBachelorette
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) August 2, 2016
“She’s my best friend.”
— Libby Hill (@midwestspitfire) August 2, 2016
“You’ve known her for six weeks.”
“She’s my only friend.”
“Okay, that makes more sense.”#TheBachelorette
Im sorry but please dont ever let the food burn. Thats what i need to hear from a man. "I will never let the food burn." #TheBachelorette
— Becca Tilley (@beccatilley5) August 2, 2016
Let's shave Rob's face and give him a new hair cut and see how we feel about it in the am. #TheBachelorette
— Ashley S. (@AshleySpivey) August 2, 2016
It's hard to choose between two men but I recommend throwing your hands in the air and saying... #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/D9t2pIK9WF
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) August 2, 2016
Whoever framed this shot deserves a raise, an Emmy, and a super bowl ad for #Gillette. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/juzlms8s1f
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 2, 2016
me when Robbie said I'm gonna be engaged when I walk out of there #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/e6GUADaKNB
— - (@ziarrying) August 2, 2016
ROBBY: ok she's not smiling. She's crying. Better keep going telling her how much I want to love her for 1000 years
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 2, 2016
.@JoelleFletcher Don't do it!!! #TheBachelorette
— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) August 2, 2016
This is where we finally see Robby's former competitive swim skills after he jumps in the ocean and swims away. #TheBachelorette
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) August 2, 2016
And none for Robby Hayes. Bye. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/QDqKi3PbQk
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) August 2, 2016
I don't know a ton about dumping people but I'm pretty sure repeatedly saying "I wanted it to be you," isn't helpful. #BacheloretteFinale
— Kate Coyne (@KatePeople) August 2, 2016
At least it wasn't me again .. #TheBachelorette
— Nick Viall (@viallnicholas28) August 2, 2016
Waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and tell us there has been a mistake #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/r5iYCY43UM
— Jase (@JaselynA) August 2, 2016
"I lost at professional football, but I'd like to win at reality TV dating" #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MLHZxRuNd8
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) August 2, 2016
GUYS. JOJO AND ASHLEY ARE DEF WEARING THE SAME DRESS RIGHT?#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/IiAxOWS2So
— Bustle (@bustle) August 2, 2016
another really huge night for American democracy pic.twitter.com/uPZhloiE2n
— Choire (@Choire) August 2, 2016
TFW Chris Harrison suggests you invite your brother Aaron to your wedding. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/hb7hdvEqLM
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) August 2, 2016
Chris Harrison keeps plugging Family Feud. I LIKE THAT SHOW STEVE HARVEY HOSTS #TheBachelorette #AFR
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) August 2, 2016
This season of #TheBachelorette summed up: JoJo- Best taste in clothes, worst taste in men
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) August 2, 2016
Watching #TheBachelorette was exactly like a relationship: Hated it the entire time it was happening, missed it as soon as it ended.
— Gena Kaufman (@GenaKaufman) August 2, 2016
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