The Ballad of David Vitter (Rhymes With Twitter)

The Ballad of David Vitter (Rhymes With Twitter)
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The Ballad of David Vitter

Oh that Senate's silly Vitter
Airline staffers said, "Please sit here"
But he gate crashed, he's no quitter
What a "Don't you know me?" spitter

Roll Call writes that Dave is bitter
As the Tweets are asking Twitter
Does a diaper wrap his sitter?
Do the hookers apply glitter?

No New Orleans housing getter
Maybe Stormy's his unsitter
Dave told T-P a sidesplitter
Sitting sadly on the shi**er

* But seriously, here's an old post: Louisiana Senator Killed By New Orleans Prostitute

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