Climate Change= Earth's changing climate
Earth's changing climate= Not getting COLDER
Climate change= Global Warming
Not gonna use Al Gore's words= Global Warming
It feels like I forgot something = Katrina
Elephant in the room= Katrina
Elephants in the room= The ones who kept standing and clapping
Health savings accounts= You can afford lozenges, just like Dick Cheney
Tax breaks for health savings accounts= Everybody rotate!
Democrat party= DemocratIC party
Economy is strong= Raised minimum wage
Raised minimum wage= DemocratIC party
Cut oil dependency= Cook with butter
Cut oil co. subsidies= DemocratIC party
Illegal Earmarks= Illegal Signing Statements
Energy Secretary= Rumpelstiltskin
Ethanol into gasoline= Weaving straw into gold
Run cars on cow and bull poop= Republicans get 100 mpg
Diplomacy= Not talk to our enemies
Talk only to friends= Coffee klatch
Health Care Program= Not talk prices with drug companies
Drug companies= Not talk to our enemies
Look forward to working with Democrat Party= Damn!! They won!!
Democrat Party= Bill to expand stem cell research
Veto bill to expand stem cell research= Look forward to working with Democrat Party
Democrat Party= Republic Party (The Republic, not The People)
No child left behind= Student loan interest 6.8%
Democrat Party= Student loan interest 3.4%
Homeland security= No cargo inspections
Democrat Party= Hey! What's in that crate??!!
Responsibility= Scandals, Medals to screwups, Rehab
Democrat Party= Congressional Ethics Reform Bill
Please welcome the Baby Einstein Lady, the guy who saved a guy on the subway, a marine who got wounded, a really tall basketball player, The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes, a dog who can rollerskate, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!!!! = Quick!! Look over there!!!
Leader= President who addresses the issues and listens to the people and congress
George W. Bush= Master of Ceremonies of the United States
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