Are you confused by the recent bombshell civil fraud charges leveled by the SEC at Wall Street mega-firm Goldman Sachs? Can't tell your collateralized debt obligations from your mortgage-backed securities?
Well, today is your lucky day! Taking a cue from our Best Goldman Sachs Fraud Metaphors slideshow, we've gone through the entire past week's worth of cable news (and even a little C-span from back in January) to find the most coherent, concise, and clarifying metaphors and analogies uttered on television, all to help you go from ignoramus to expert on the Goldman Sachs case in a convenient 5 minutes.
Video produced by HuffPost's Ben Craw