1. Han Solo meets Greedo's orphaned children. Han shoots first.
2. Adam Driver reprises his role of Lena Dunham's eccentric boyfriend from HBO's Girls.
3. The "F" bomb is dropped by various characters over 200 times throughout the film.
4. Luke and Leia continue their romantic relationship.
5. Darth Vader dies again.
6. George Lucas is already working on the new edition.
7. The droids are perverted.
8. Tatooine now has a Chipotle.
9. We finally meet Chewbacca's dentist.
10. The film's total running time is 42 minutes.
11. Director J.J. Abrams is entirely CGI.
12. Lupita Nyong'o plays a bounty hunter named Nyong'o Fett.
13. Over 60 percent of the film's budget went into perfecting Jar Jar Binks' pratfalls.
14. Two months before its official release date, the film will be screened in prisons.
15. The force isn't awakened.