If you yearn for money, power and the ability to crush your enemies, then you've probably thought about running for office! So, you've got your blank buttons and posters, but what goes on them??? What you need is a killer campaign slogan!
For this week's hashtag game, HuffPost Comedy asked people to craft their perfect political motto with #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe. Here are some of the best:
MAKE BLOCKBUSTER GREAT AGAIN!
— Orlando Jones (@OGOrlandoJones) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe pic.twitter.com/FHAyAbJsLy
Win one for the Gibbler #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe pic.twitter.com/jcj7efifNQ
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) May 17, 2016
A Lannister always pays his debts #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe pic.twitter.com/PROrO40l45
— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe make it so #StarTrek pic.twitter.com/xt25V3rzhu
— Star Trek (@StarTrek) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe just me screaming b/c apparently that works
— Alexander C. Kaufman (@AlexCKaufman) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe a small million dollar loan for everyone pic.twitter.com/r2aMu0Romp
— Always (@Emp0werYourself) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Some pot in every Chicken pic.twitter.com/oHU2hA8jdO
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) May 17, 2016
Trump: Because marriage should be between one man & a series of progressively younger women #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe pic.twitter.com/zRzvIkjawV
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) May 17, 2016
Pay me what the masses make. #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe pic.twitter.com/H4KVqVYynp
— Simar Ahluwalia (@sahluwal) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Vote for me so that we can have nice things again. pic.twitter.com/Uztzmfg4CH
— Linda Childers (@LindaChilders1) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect, vote Wyatt for president.
— Wyatt Earp (@waynut1_0) May 17, 2016
👇 #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe 👇 pic.twitter.com/OUjoEMLxX2
— Robert (@RobRichendollar) May 17, 2016
There's always room on my door. #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe pic.twitter.com/QS1IV4O1Ir
— Jason Spellman ☠ (@JasonSpellman) May 17, 2016
I am not vegan nor do I do crossfit #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe @HuffPostComedy
— Eryn (@Eryn_NotErin) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe, "I promise to build a wall around Facebook and I also promise that Instagram will pay for it!!!"
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Bake America Cake Again! pic.twitter.com/PeDqj5KNI2
— Charlie Kadoo (@CharlieKadoo) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Make America Literally Can Even Again
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) May 17, 2016
I Won't Even USE Email -- All Classified Docs Sent via Snapchat #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe
— lancegould (@lancegould) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe
— Lynn Sandau (@LynnsiberLynn) May 17, 2016
Vote for me, I don't care where you pee!@lancegould @HuffPostComedy
The whole thing is going to sh*t, so let's have some fun on the way down #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe @HuffPostComedy
— Gideon Klein (@GideonKlein) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe based on this sign pic.twitter.com/QuBZcv0pZr
— Doc (@DocDarnell) May 17, 2016
The Price Of Hamilton Tickets Is Too Damn High #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe @HuffPostComedy
— EgotasticFunTime! (@EgotasticFT) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) May 17, 2016
No Dick Pics That I know Of
"No new Kardashians!" #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe
— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe You can read my emails, just not my browser history.
— R. D. Hutchinson (@LawlessPirate) May 17, 2016
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe "Twirling Towards Freedom." pic.twitter.com/UoTIFe55vn
— Newtsoft (@Newtsoft) May 17, 2016
Now, retreat to your sleep chamber and we'll come press the eject button Tuesday at 2 p.m. ET for the next hashtag game.
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