In the past we've joked about getting our news from these crazy Taiwanese animations - in our defense they were the first to report that Al Gore shot smoke from his eyes before harassing a woman. But we're dead serious this time. Taiwan's latest crazy animation is full of insider knowledge. Apparently, the Biebs is a regular reader of MILF Magazine, was brutally attacked by the Jonas Brothers, and began his musical career as a fetus who enjoyed grabbing phallic looking microphones. Those are the facts, people.*
*None of those are facts.