Title: "Ethan's Gone List"
Author: Reddit user lala989's 8-year-old daughter
Mom says: "My daughter's list in case anything happens to her older brother"
Sibling rivalry? The to-do list includes tasks like "take his money" and "rip Minecraft poster" and ends on the uplifting "hammer everything he loves," but don't worry -- mom says her daughter was definitely joking and her older bro thought it was funny.
Verdict: Poor Ethan
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