The news can't always be on point 100% of the time, but we have to say we expect better than these ridiculously obvious headlines. Sure, there are no "Dog Bites Man" stories here but there are self-evident observations and unnecessary scientific findings galore. Ranging from the "Yeah, obviously," to the "Seriously No Duh," these headlines aren't spreading any news aside from how unnecessary these articles are. Check them out and vote for the most asinine - we know it's a tough competition.
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