The New Life Insurance Policy for Donald Trump Rallies

If you think you don't need life insurance while attending a rally for Donald Trump, think again. Who will provide for your family and loved ones when you're pepper-sprayed, cold-cocked, punched in the face, beaten into a coma, or trampled to death by a mob of hate-inspired fury?
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Are you supporting Donald Trump as the Republican presidential nominee? Or are you terrified he may become the Republican Presidential nominee? Do you plan on attending one of his rallies to show your loyalty or just to protest?

Whichever the case may be, you will probably be attacked and possibly killed at that rally, and when it happens, Mutual of Statewide Donald Trump Rally Life Insurance™ is there for you.

If you think you don't need life insurance while attending a rally for Donald Trump, think again.

Who will provide for your family and loved ones when you're pepper-sprayed, cold-cocked, punched in the face, beaten into a coma, or trampled to death by a mob of hate-inspired fury? Mutual of Statewide Donald Trump Rally Life Insurance™ will find the coverage that fits all needs and budgets the moment you're assaulted and carried out on a stretcher, just like in the good old days.

The Secret Service may be protecting Donald Trump at his rallies, but who's protecting you from him? Young or old, white or black, pre-existing political affiliations or not, our agents are standing by to help. Mutual of Statewide Donald Trump Rally Life Insurance™: Giving you peace of mind after your head is kicked in.

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