The Onion: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner (VIDEO)

Amazingly, The Onion had exclusive coverage of the annual White House Maintenance Staff Dinner this year. Luckily, they got great coverage of all the hilarious "in-jokes" and jabs at the less-than janitors. Honestly, what's more humorous than a Lewis M-7 36" Steel Lawn Aerator. The answer? Very little. Oh, be sure to watch the whole thing as Janeane Garofalo is the guest speaker.