The Onion's Funniest Stoner Headlines

The Onion's Funniest Stoner Headlines

The Onion has lampooned just about every type of person over the years, but there's one stereotype that consistently inspires some of the satirical paper's funniest headlines: The "Stoner."

To celebrate marijuana's unofficial holiday, 4/20, we've compiled some of the best Onion headlines about weed enthusiasts that the paper has ever run. Check out our slideshow below and click the links to read the full articles.

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Best 'Onion' Stoner Headlines

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