The Chuck E. Cheese animatronics band is leaving the building ― permanently. The kids’ pizza chain announced that in the remodel of its venues, it will retire the decades-old feature.
But band members aren’t going quietly. In a bit on “Conan” Tuesday, they vent in a nasty (but adorably musical!) way.
“Chuck E. Cheese can eat a big bag of dicks / The cooks have cold sores / The pizza will make you sick.”
Burning those bridges, aren’t they?
Hear the whole song above (it starts at the one-minute mark).