Ladeezman42: im on
Ladeezman42: u there?
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Ladeezman42: yo home boy
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Ladeezman42: aw man
Ladeezman42: cmon
Ladeezman42: ive gotta date
Kickass43: hey
Kickass43: sry 2 b late
Kickass43: missus wuz raggin me
Ladeezman42: 4 wat
Kickass43: SCOTUS
Kickass43: sez I shudda nominated nudder chick
Kickass43: sez we hav enuff pasta eaters already
Kickass43: she & harry r like boo hoo
Kickass43: setbak for chicks yadda yadda
Ladeezman42: u done enuff 4 chicks already
Ladeezman42: u gotta freakin henhouse ovr there
Kickass43: chicks nvr appreciate anyting u do
Ladeezman42: ur complainin
Ladeezman42: LOL
Ladeezman42: jus wait til laura sez its “her turn”
Kickass43: wont happen
Kickass43: got her sum majr bling 4 r annivrsry
Kickass43: she’ll wear a happy face til 08
Ladeezman42: which is y we gotta talk fast
Ladeezman42: don’t want any “accidents” happenin in 08
Kickass43: ?
Ladeezman42: 1 word: hillary
Kickass43: o yeh
Kickass43: :O
Ladeezman42: my ass is dun if u keep messin up
Ladeezman: I told u last time wat 2 do bout harry
Kickass43: thats finito
Kickass43: didn’t even need 2 do her cat like you sed
Ladeezman42: k so u got lucky
Ladeezman42: harry quit
Ladeezman42: her best legal judgment 2 date
Kickass43: way harsh
Ladeezman42: so how u gonna fix this nu mess
Ladeezman42: & make it quik
Ladeezman42: got a mjr hottie waitin in my lobby
Kickass43: u saw wat im doin
Kickass43: vry :( bout libby
Kickass43: now back 2 work
Kickass43: big job 2 do
Kickass43: blah blah blah
Ladeezman42: that’s IT
Ladeezman42: that’s rlly ALL yr doin????
Kickass43: chill out dude
Kickass43: this is YR playbook
Kickass43: wat else 2 do?
Kickass43: fitz still vestigatin karl
Kickass43: dont wanna piss off fitz
Ladeezman42: (slap 4hed)
Ladeezman42: u guys r so screwd
Kickass43: y
Kickass43: scooterboy didn’t do nuffin
Kickass43: even fitz sed that
Kickass43: he’s takin the bullet 4 lyin bout it
Kickass43: that’s it rite?
Kickass43: end of story
Ladeezman42: no
Ladeezman42: START of story
Ladeezman42: at least I wuz lyin bout a rlly gr8 blo job
Ladeezman42: u guys r lyin bout a rlly lame smear job
Ladeezman42: dude u shudda called dat plame chick a ho flat out
Ladeezman42: rite from the start
Ladeezman42: shake yr hed
Ladeezman42: sed wat do u expct from a crazy ho like dat
Ladeezman42: folks wdve believd it cuz she’s a fox
Ladeezman42: same 4 her ol man
Ladeezman42: call him a liar
Ladeezman42: BONUS POINT: he rlly wuz a liar!
Ladeezman42: an the special prosecutor
Ladeezman42: man u needed 2 take him DOWN
Ladeezman42: smear HIM real good
Ladeezman42: diss the hole vestigashun
Ladeezman42: call it a fishin expedishun
Ladeezman42: say fitz is sum wild dem dawg
Ladeezman42: tryin 2 bring down the presidency
Ladeeman42: in WARTIME yet
Ladeezman42: public hates dat shit
Ladeezman42: they always side w/the prez
Ladeezman42: but noooooo
Ladeezman42: u go & call fitz “fine”
Ladeezman42: call his vestigashun “serious”
Ladeezman42: mayb I shud loan u bruce lindsey
Ladeezman42: yo u still there?
Kickass43: :-!
Ladeezman42: & in the middle of this
Ladeezman42: IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS
Ladeezman42: u go piss off yr base!!!!
Ladeezman42: treatin SCOTUS like it wuz sum gold watch
Ladeezman42: 2 giv 2 yr “employee of the decade”
Ladeezman42: whos tellin u 2 do this shit????
Kickass43: not wonderboy
Ladeezman42: can c that
Ladeezman42: u btter stop callin those toll free lines
Ladeezman42: & pay 4 sum real help
Kickass43: y do u think im talking 2 u
Ladeezman42: rite
Ladeezman42: last thing
Ladezman42: get yrself a nu spokesdude
Kickass43: y
Ladeezman42: scottys gonna wet his pants
Kickass43: :-[
Ladeezman42: g2g
Kickass43: wait
Kickass43: yo bill
Kickass43: come bak
Kickass43: u still there??
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