The Walk-Out Music For All 9 U.S. Supreme Court Justices, RANKED!

Y'all ready for this?!

Neil Gorsuch has officially been confirmed as the newest member of the United States Supreme Court. So many pressing questions linger regarding the future of the nine-person body — and, more important, the law of the land.

But what about the justices’ walk-out songs? You know: When they emerge from their chambers and take the bench, what songs are blasting out over the audio system?? And whose walk-out song is the best???

Well, because of the millions of letters we received from you asking us, we’ve ranked the nine songs that each individual justice walks out to. 

F**k yeah!


9. Justice Stephen Breyer

“MMMBop” by Hanson

Breyer bop, ba du dop. 


8. Justice Samuel Alito

“Wannabe” by The Spice Girls

If you wanna be Alito, you gotta get a J.D.


7. Justice Neil Gorsuch

 “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard

Oh, in the name of law. 


6. Justice Clarence Thomas

“Don’t Speak” by No Doubt

 Please, speak. Don’t know what you’re thinking.


5. Chief Justice John Roberts

“Barbie Girl” by Aqua.

Come on, Robbie, let’s go party.


4. Justice Sonia Sotomayor

“Seven Nation Army” by The White Stripes

Soooonia So-to-mayooo-oor, Soooonia So-to-mayooo-oo-oo-or.


3. Justice Elena Kagan

“Damn it Feels Good To Be A Gangster” by Getto Boys 

 Damn, it feels good to be a justice.


2. Justice Anthony Kennedy

“Enter Sandman” by Metallica

Exxxxxxit cameras! Ennnnnnnter sketch artist!

1. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg

“Get Ready For This” by 2 Unlimited

Y’all ready for Ruth?


Editor’s Note: The United States Supreme Court justices don’t have music that they walk out to. You should have known this by the time you arrived at this disclaimer. If you didn’t ... well, the internet isn’t for everyone. Good luck on your future endeavors.